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Postby siLLy on Thu, Apr 27 2006, 2:04 PM

Ok, can someone please give me advice or a home remedy I can try to cure constipation? I've tried store bought medicines and none seem to help, so I thought that the Mexican in all of us can help me with a home remedy??

This is embarrassing, but I know none of you guys will poke fun at me about it so any help would be greatly appreciated :o0:
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Postby Normies on Thu, Apr 27 2006, 2:08 PM

girl, i had this problem a few years ago. Holy shit, man. I hear Yougurt works really really well. I tried some yogurt has some special toxins(bacteria) that help. Also, I recomend drinking 8 glasses a day of water.
Didnt you say you were on a diet or somethin?I found constipation occurs when you start changeing your diet. Happend to me last year too, but, not as bad. Also, I heard smoking a cigarette while using the bathroom helps open certain places if you know what I mean. I tried it once lol, it helped calm down "tension"

Good luck girl. :blushing:

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Postby MuchoMuyKrazy on Thu, Apr 27 2006, 2:10 PM

:roflmao:



buy prune juice n drink lots of it or eat prunes......it helps
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Postby Normies on Thu, Apr 27 2006, 3:22 PM

^lmao, no. According to , well, people. When you smoke the cigarette through your mouth... :roll: its suppose to calm your nerves and supposebly help "open" certain areas. i cant belive im hvaing this conversation :doh!: :thinking:

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Postby TNMORENA on Thu, Apr 27 2006, 3:46 PM

^^ you guys! :lol: if I keep laughing like this my co-workers are going to set a psychiatric appt. for me... :jumm: not that it wouldn't hurt/help...just kidding.
Back to topic....
Prune juice and prunes, I've always heard both work. That or take a fiber supplement, you know like Fibercon or something similar, it helps your body in more than one way. Fiber supplement and helps you go. If you do not get enough fiber in your diet it can create problems...Hope this helps :Thumbsup:
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Postby siLLy on Thu, Apr 27 2006, 6:09 PM

Thanks guys. I called my dad and asked him if he knew of anything and he said to drink hot tea, and it helped some :oops:
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Postby iPedro on Thu, Apr 27 2006, 8:38 PM

Yep, water works wonders for our body. sometimes when you start to diet and don't drink plenty of water, crazy shit happens... no pun intended.


I'm sure you didn't expect this post to be on the front portal of Juarol.com? .chuckle.
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Postby siLLy on Fri, Apr 28 2006, 8:35 AM

No and when I saw it, I gasped....It's emabressing! Why is it in the portal?
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Postby Normies on Fri, Apr 28 2006, 12:00 PM

lmao. I noticed that. I am like why of all articles? :doh!:

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Postby iPedro on Fri, Apr 28 2006, 4:22 PM

siLLy wrote:Why is it in the portal?


Becouz... at the moment, I have it set up so that whoever posts the latest thread in spesific Forums, shows up on the portal. you happned to post this when I started it. lol... i'm laughing with you Belen!! .jumphug. :rosa:
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Postby MuchoMuyKrazy on Fri, Apr 28 2006, 6:37 PM

:jumm: i say it was planned silly




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Postby siLLy on Fri, Apr 28 2006, 7:06 PM

^ Yeah no doubt....no everyone and their nana's know my nonepooping business :wuakala:
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