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Woman Mistakes Porn Star for Boyfriend...Stabs Him

 
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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Sat, Apr 26 2008, 5:42 PM    Post subject: LOL! Woman Mistakes Porn Star for Boyfriend...Stabs Him Reply with quote

I thought this was hilarious when I first heard about it on the News...



ALBUQUERQUE, NM -- A case of mistaken identity in a porno movie has landed an Albuquerque, New Mexico woman in jail.

A woman is accused of chasing her boyfriend with a knife after thinking he was an actor in a pornographic movie they were watching together.

The victim says it all started when he and his girlfriend were inside his southwest Albuquerque home watching a pornographic move at 10:30 Wednesday morning.

That's when the victim called 911 saying his girlfriend, 20-year-old Amanda Montoya, had a knife.

"She almost shanked me and everything. She put the (expletive) knife right under my throat," the victim told a 911 operator.

The victim, wearing only a pair of shorts took off down Five Points, begging the 911 dispatcher for help.

He said Moya had already stabbed him in the face and bit him on his chest.

"She already has battery charges against her. She's not even supposed to be around me," the victim said.

The dispatcher told the victim to keep running and try to get inside a store.

The victim made it to a business parking lot at Bridge and Sunset with Moya still on his trail when he was able to flag down a deputy who was headed to the victim's residence.

Deputies arrested Moya and charged her with aggravated assault and aggravated battery.

She was also charged with child abuse because deputies say she left her eight-month-old boy alone in the home while she chased her boyfriend down the road.

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/.....yid=107903

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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Sun, Apr 27 2008, 12:13 PM    Post subject:   Reply with quote

[] niiiiiiiiice! That's pretty funny!
What a psycho!!!! [Laughing] [Laughing]

Pobrecito didn't even know what was coming to him! [Laughing]


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ahha!! she tried to stab him before already and there he was watching porn with her hahaha she bit his chest sounds like some kinky shit to me! [Laughing] [][/b][/color]


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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Mon, Apr 28 2008, 3:54 PM    Post subject:   Reply with quote

what a pendejo []


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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Fri, May 16 2008, 10:51 AM    Post subject:   Reply with quote

LOL, I thought it was hilarious because there he was watching porn with someone who's try ed to stab him in the past... knowing damn well she could of done it again.
pendejo was probably turned on to that kind of 'danger'...

matame, chiquita... pero en la camita [aaha!]


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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Sun, May 18 2008, 8:12 PM    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Lmfao, so was that him in the porn movie or not?

Pinche loca...... [Laughing]


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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Mon, May 19 2008, 1:36 AM    Post subject:   Reply with quote

iPete dijo:

matame, chiquita... pero en la camita [aaha!]



lol [haha]


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