A handsome male model was jogging along the beach one morning when he came upon a woman who had no legs or arms sitting on a large beach towel; she was sobbning uncontrollably.

The young man approached her and asked her why she was crying and if there was anything he could do to help. She replied that she was very sad because today was her 21st birthday and she had never been hugged by a man before.

The young man could hardly believe his ears. So without hesitation he kneeled down beside the young woman and wrapped his strong arms around her and gave her a big bear-hug. But she was still crying.

He asked why her if there was anything else he could do to help. She replied that she had also never been kissed by a man before. The young man paused and thought for a few seconds. He then kneeled next the young woman and bestowed upon her waiting lips a tender loving kiss. But still she continued to cry.

At this point the young man's patients were begging to wear thin. He asked her in a slightly irritated tone “Now what's the problem?" To which she responded in a shy sheepish voice, "Well, I've never been fucked by a man before."

The young man was more than a bit taken aback by her comment. He thought for a minute or two, and then quickly picked her up off her towel and threw her into the sea. He then said, “Now you're fucked!"

:doh: lol ahh man

Men are cruel!