A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." :whoa!
Joke: caught cheating
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Joke: caught cheating
by iPedro on Tue, Dec 06 2005, 8:29 AM
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by Sweet_Thang on Tue, Dec 06 2005, 3:41 PM
:Clap: haha! :Clap: haha!
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You'll see my smile looks out of place,
Just look closer, it's easy to trace,
The tracks of my tears!!!
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by Tx_2_Id on Wed, May 07 2008, 2:20 PM
he better get on it and start sawing the the chunk of table that the vice is attached to
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by caker on Wed, May 07 2008, 6:47 PM
:LMAO: Oh shit, well at least if anything happens it's by his own hand. I guess she forgave him?! 
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by ur1nonly on Wed, May 07 2008, 9:25 PM
lmao thats gotta be my comadre! lol 
thats gotta be my comadre! lol If you get a chance, take it.
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