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Mexican 1st Aid

Postby TNMORENA on Tue, Feb 21 2006, 11:21 AM

Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite
cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see
this viejita (old lady) a few stools down turning blue from wolfing
down some menudo too fast. Francisco said to Luis, "What do you say Ese
shall we help her?" "Well Yeah", said Luis. Francisco got up and walked
over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you briffe (breathe)?", she shook her
head que no. "Can you speak?" she shook her head No.. With that he
helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her butt. She
was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief. Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "Orale ese, see that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"


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Re: Mexican 1st Aid

Postby ChicaLoca517 on Tue, Feb 21 2006, 12:40 PM

TNMORENA wrote: "Orale ese, see that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"

:o0: .chuckel. :LMAO: Lol that's too funny.
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Postby Normies on Tue, Feb 21 2006, 3:30 PM

uuuyy... hehehe :haha:

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Postby siLLy on Tue, Feb 21 2006, 7:05 PM

ImageWhoa! LOL :lol:
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Postby Normies on Tue, Feb 21 2006, 7:58 PM

Lowrider56 wrote:
Normies wrote:uuuyy... hehehe :haha:


Normies, are you crying or choking? Actually, it doesn't matter... :wink:
I beg your pardon...:whoa: :whoa:
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Postby Oldies Rule Forever1 on Mon, Jan 21 2008, 5:05 PM

:buaha: :picante: :cool:
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Postby MzBrownEyes on Mon, Jan 21 2008, 8:22 PM

lol sick!
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Postby 3lmo on Wed, Feb 27 2008, 8:57 AM

:whaa: <---I dont get it
(wats in your mouth has been there before)
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Postby Pika_Guerita on Wed, Feb 27 2008, 2:56 PM

Thats not even right! :lol:
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Postby ur1nonly on Wed, Feb 27 2008, 11:59 PM

cochino.... pos cuando no se lo hiba a tragar o hechar la viejita lmao
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Postby MiszJoker602 on Thu, Mar 27 2008, 3:43 PM

:wuakala: :LMAO:


thats too funny!
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that is in their heart, and to sing it to them
when they have forgotten."


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