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ALCOHOL VS. WATER

Postby MuchoMuyKrazy on Wed, May 17 2006, 11:02 AM

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!!
Have a great DAY!!!!
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Postby iPedro on Wed, May 17 2006, 11:59 AM

LOL. Our water has been tasting kind of funny latley.. :jumm: hmm Beer it is! :bottle:
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Postby SweetSmiley22 on Wed, May 17 2006, 12:14 PM

Water Sux!
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Postby 3lmo on Fri, Feb 01 2008, 1:57 PM

That is so gross but whatever thats nothin bad
(wats in your mouth has been there before)
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Postby ur1nonly on Fri, Feb 01 2008, 10:10 PM

well.... i've never heard of anyone dying from drinking too much water or in other words too much shit........... but ill go for a beer anyways, pero con sal y limon, si no pos no
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Postby Lonewolf on Sun, Feb 03 2008, 5:09 PM

Pues en estos tiempos, a bottle of water costs more than a bottle of beer. So I'll stick to my "tequila" :picante:
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME TODAY THAT A COUPLE OF JOINTS COULDN'T CURE!
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Postby brwn_eyes on Tue, Feb 05 2008, 12:02 PM

LOL.....gross!!! that's funny!!! :lol:
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