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Postby siLLy on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 9:48 PM

Ladies, how do you like your men?

Gentlemen, how do you like your ladies?

(physical apperance)

I like my man to be nice clean and trimed! He has to have a nice gotee, cut and trimmed hair, clean finger nails, nice white brushed teeth, and NO BAD BREATH!! Unfortuanatly I don't see this in my man! :? I'm so mean, huh :fulol:
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Postby Normies on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 10:54 PM

ehhh, i'll just say what I put on my new yahoo personals add. :jiji:

he has to be at least 5'9 to 6'1. I love tall man and I will most likey not date shorter, even though i am almost 5'2. :roll: I like sthletic,husky, or guys with meat on their bones. Gotta grab somethin. I like a guy with big brown eyes, but I will settle for blue. He has to be very masculine. I dont like a guy that is soft or a pussy. Prefer a non smoker, and a nice set of full hair will help, He also has to be very smart. Facial hair is good too...slurp.<IMG SRC="http://beaty625.com/rblicons/yuma.gif" BORDER=0>

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Postby crazyiris on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 10:58 PM

him yup yup yup
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Postby siLLy on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 10:59 PM

Normies wrote:ehhh, i'll just say what I put on my new yahoo personals add. :jiji:

he has to be at least 5'9 to 6'1. I love tall man and I will most likey not date shorter, even though i am almost 5'2. :roll: I like sthletic,husky, or guys with meat on their bones. Gotta grab somethin. I like a guy with big brown eyes, but I will settle for blue. He has to be very masculine. I dont like a guy that is soft or a pussy. Prefer a non smoker, and a nice set of full hair will help, He also has to be very smart. Facial hair is good too...slurp.<IMG SRC="http://beaty625.com/rblicons/yuma.gif" BORDER=0>


WOW!! LOL! :Thumbsup:
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Postby Guest on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 11:32 PM

I like guys who are quiet or a little shy.

I am only really attracted to Mexicanos and Chicanos. I like guys to have short dark brown or black hair, big brown eyes with long eyelashes and full lips. I also love goatees and tattoos. I can't stand skinny guys; I prefer them to have some meat on their bones.

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Postby siLLy on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 11:41 PM

Linda wrote:I like guys who are quiet or a little shy.

I am only really attracted to Mexicanos and Chicanos. I like guys to have short dark brown or black hair, big brown eyes with long eyelashes and full lips. I also love goatees and tattoos. I can't stand skinny guys; I prefer them to have some meat on their bones.

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I like guys that are quiet too, but not too quiet that I have to do all the talking :wuakala:
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Postby siLLy on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 11:42 PM

MJ wrote:
Normies wrote:ehhh, i'll just say what I put on my new yahoo personals add. :jiji:

he has to be at least 5'9 to 6'1. I love tall man and I will most likey not date shorter, even though i am almost 5'2. :roll: I like sthletic,husky, or guys with meat on their bones. Gotta grab somethin. I like a guy with big brown eyes, but I will settle for blue. He has to be very masculine. I dont like a guy that is soft or a pussy. Prefer a non smoker, and a nice set of full hair will help, He also has to be very smart. Facial hair is good too...slurp.<IMG SRC="http://beaty625.com/rblicons/yuma.gif" BORDER=0>


Ooo..sounds like my kind of man...I love me some Bryan :) lol...but..for some reason I really like BLUE eyes...maybe because it's my favorite color..and they remind me of the ocean... ...Oh I'm being sappy ...LOL and I'm rambling.


I don't like me some cracker(MIA) because they smell like chesse.!! LOL

J/k! I like white boys too!! :paz:
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Postby Normies on Thu, Dec 30 2004, 11:59 PM

lmfao silly.

I like a guy that talks a lot acutally cause i am more quiter(not shy) and shy guys make me feel insecure cause i dont know what they are thinking..and that drives me nut :evil:

MJ: I know what you mean about Blue eyes thump thump :Corazon: .

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Postby Guest on Fri, Dec 31 2004, 12:19 AM

siLLy wrote:
Linda wrote:I like guys who are quiet or a little shy.

I am only really attracted to Mexicanos and Chicanos. I like guys to have short dark brown or black hair, big brown eyes with long eyelashes and full lips. I also love goatees and tattoos. I can't stand skinny guys; I prefer them to have some meat on their bones.

:blushing:


I like guys that are quiet too, but not too quiet that I have to do all the talking :wuakala:

Guys who talk endlessly are annoying to me. I am a little on the quiet (not shy) side. I like good conversationalists but not loud mouths who make me tell them to shut up. :evil:
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Postby Normies on Fri, Dec 31 2004, 12:23 AM

yeah, you got guys that wont shut the hell up soemtimes. I dated a guy once that only talked abotu himself, and i was wondering when...and i mean..if ever, he was gonna ask me stuff about me on our date. It wore me out just nodding my head. But a guy that keep have a conversation and debate is key for me :Corazon:

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Postby siLLy on Fri, Dec 31 2004, 12:36 AM

Linda wrote:
siLLy wrote:
Linda wrote:I like guys who are quiet or a little shy.

I am only really attracted to Mexicanos and Chicanos. I like guys to have short dark brown or black hair, big brown eyes with long eyelashes and full lips. I also love goatees and tattoos. I can't stand skinny guys; I prefer them to have some meat on their bones.

:blushing:


I like guys that are quiet too, but not too quiet that I have to do all the talking :wuakala:

Guys who talk endlessly are annoying to me. I am a little on the quiet (not shy) side. I like good conversationalists but not loud mouths who make me tell them to shut up. :evil:


I know what you mean. I hate for a guy to be too loud, it embarrases me. Some guys tend to get all ghetto loud. I will tell them to shut up, although I haven't gone out with someone other than my husband in 4 years. Juan gets annoying when he is drunk because he talks A LOT!!! I always have to shut him up.

I also like a guy who only wants to talk about me. Yeah I like to listen to what he has to say, but he has to be very interested in what I have to say.

**Lets keep it on topic, I said Physical appearance**


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Postby Normies on Sun, Jan 02 2005, 2:32 AM

Oh man i forgot to mention... i like a man with a nice firm juicy booty. :jeje:

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