by Normies on Sat, Aug 05 2006, 8:48 AM
lmbo. I got this from a Myspace Bulliton (MuchomuyCrazy). Give it a try
MONTH YOU WERE B0RN 0N =]
January-----------i married
Febuary-----------i stole from
March--------------i bitch slapped
April--------------- i choked
May----------------i fucked
June---------------i kissed
July----------------i killed
August------------ i lied to
September-------i kicked
October---------- i played with
November------- i watched
December--------i love
- DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE B0RN 0N =]
1-------a spork
2-------my friends pants
3------- myself
4-------a football player
5-------a ruler
6------- p diddy
7-------a lawn gnome
8-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend
9-------a pickle
10-------a banana
11-------a hobo
12-------an ipod
13-------my neighbor
14-------a sandwich
15-------a goat
16------- my dog
17-------bigfoot
18-------a spoon
19-------a monkey
20-------a mexican
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a gangster
25-------ur mom
26-------a stranger
27-------an alien
28-------a squirrel
29-------my science teacher
30-------my true love
31-------my uncle
- C0L0R OF Y0UR SHiRT ;]
White-------Because thats how i roll bitch
Black--------Because dat bitch stole my taco
Pink---------Because im in love
Red----------Because the voices told me to.
Blue----------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green--------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because i can
Gray---------- Because i keep it gangsta
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i was high
maroon-----Because i was drunk.
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----Because im emo
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me too.
Striped------cuz ur mom said so
black..pink----Because i am kool like that
none-----cuz im to kool for tv
bathing suit----- cuz im so sexy and i freak like no other
camo- caz im a straight up "G"
Repost this as "I..." or else you will
have bad luck for the next 17 years
“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.” –Emerson
