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what do u think bout this man here?
he's crazy!
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he just wants $$$
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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Wed, Sep 19 2007, 9:44 AM    Post subject:  Senator sues God Reply with quote

By NATE JENKINS, Associated Press Writer
Tue Sep 18, 5:12 PM ET

Source: Yahoo!




LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

Chambers said the lawsuit was triggered by a federal suit filed against a judge who recently barred words such as "rape" and "victim" from a sexual assault trial.

The accuser in the criminal case, Tory Bowen, sued Lancaster District Judge Jeffre Cheuvront, claiming that he violated her free speech rights.

Chambers said Bowen's lawsuit is inappropriate because the Nebraska Supreme Court has already considered the case and federal courts follow the decisions of state supreme courts on state matters.

"This lawsuit having been filed and being of such questionable merit creates a circumstance where my lawsuit is appropriately filed," Chambers said. "People might call it frivolous but if they read it they'll see there are very serious issues I have raised."

U.S. District Judge Richard Kopf, in an order last week, expressed doubts about whether Bowen's lawsuit "has any legal basis whatsoever" and said sanctions may be imposed against Bowen and her attorneys if they fail to show cause for the lawsuit.

The Associated Press usually does not identify accusers in sex-assault cases, but Bowen has allowed her name to be used publicly because of the issue over the judge's language restrictions.

Cheuvront declared a mistrial in the sexual assault trial in July, saying pretrial publicity made it impossible to gather enough impartial jurors.


so.... what are your thoughts on this?? for me as of now.... no comment! but i would like to see what your point of view is.


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View Single PostView Single Post PostPosted: Wed, Sep 19 2007, 9:50 AM    Post subject:   Reply with quote

Are you serious?? He's suing God? What is he going to get? Oh, wait $1.2 million from TV interviews, [] or is he waiting for someone to offer him a book deal? If he stops and looks around he will see why things are happening. Some people just want attention. [Rolling Eyes] I too am curious to see what others think. This should make for an interesting conversation. [Hmmm]


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yup, i thought the same thing.... hes suing for the big bucks!! ok lets pretend he is doing it for money and if he wins (which i dont see how he would) is god gonna pay him or what the hell?? who will.... the government, the state, or god by not having any more tornadoes, hurricanes, and torrorist attacks???? []?!?!!!!! [] people these days just dont have a life, got toooo much time in their hands that they dont even know what the hell to do with it, and are just plain stupid! but yea ur right caker.... this calls for a very interesting conversation


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Rofl, I already seen read about this like three different times and it's still funny to me. The guy must be sick in the head or something, how is he going to sue god? wtf.

If he wins will he take away all his powers or something. [ :?]


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If he wins will he take away all his powers or something.




lol... thats probably what hes thinking


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I thought this was crazy. This man seems familiar... I thought I heard of a smilar story on the news.


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A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here - poof!" Friend said.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.

Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.

There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.

Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.


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no pos wow! [???] god responded? geez.... now that i cant believe, thats gotta be some bull, and then st. micheal the archangel is a witness.... wtf


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ur1nonly dijo:
no pos wow! [???] god responded? geez.... now that i cant believe, thats gotta be some bull, and then st. micheal the archangel is a witness.... wtf


[Hmmm] Makes you wonder if someone is just messing around or if it is a response. Is a world without God what this man wants? If it happens then what?? Will he sue God in a custody case?! [ :?] On tv I saw where this group is trying to make it to where if you've been married 10 years and don't have children then your marriage will be invalid. I've been married 9years and we don't have children-I wonder if I get to keep my flat screen TV? [] Just joking! That's crazy though. Why do people have to come up with such off the wall things?! []


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God responds?

Woah, he can respond to some crazy black guy sueing him, but he can't respond to actual serious questions like "why do bad things happen?" and "why are we here?".

This story is BS.


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As ridculous as this sounds the sentaor is just trying to make the point that anyone can file a lawsuit against anybody. A lawsuit is basically just a threat of terror( in a legal sense). Using God is a foolish example. I think its funny [Laughing]

This happend in Nebraska, they are kinda weird over there right Brown Eyes [Very Happy] []


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Normies dijo:
As ridculous as this sounds the sentaor is just trying to make the point that anyone can file a lawsuit against anybody. A lawsuit is basically just a threat of terror( in a legal sense). Using God is a foolish example. I think its funny [Laughing]

This happend in Nebraska, they are kinda weird over there right Brown Eyes [Very Happy] []





HAHAHAHA....... [] shhhhhh.....don't tell anyone!!! [Whistle] We like to keep that a secret around here.... [Laughing]


yeah.....this is pretty crazy. I understand he's trying to prove a point and what not that you can sue whoever for whatever reason but come on now.....God???? Are you serious? [] When you sue someone you do it for a certain outcome....ummm...don't really see an outcome on this one. Things are gonna happen regardless if he wins. yeah...he'll prove his point...but then what? life goes on.....and frankly i don't think it'll change anyones mind about anything really. he'll still be the dork that tried to sue God. that's my opinion anyways....to each their own. I just think it's ridiculous and humorous.....


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