Signs That You're A Drunk

Ms.pisces · by **Ms.pisces** on Wed, Nov 07 2007, 2:37 AM

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.

4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?

8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.

9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.

10. You fall off the floor

11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive

14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!!

15. Roseanne looks good

16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.

17. That dammned pink elephant followed me home again.

18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

19. You've fallen and can't get up.

20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.

I got this on Monday just though I'd share

ur1nonly · by **ur1nonly** on Wed, Nov 07 2007, 4:40 AM

20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.

eewww..... and how do i know thats true?? :whistle:

and no i dont do it, my husband do

caker · by **caker** on Wed, Nov 07 2007, 9:23 AM

Ms.pisces wrote:18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
I got this on Monday just though I'd share

Alright who told?!?! :paddle:

3lmo · by **3lmo** on Wed, Nov 07 2007, 2:41 PM

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

Ive seen my dad talk to his shoe ey and it looked like he was very upset.

fsolis · by **fsolis** on Wed, Nov 07 2007, 6:39 PM

You guys are so cool, and funny!

Lol,Always!

ur1nonly · by **ur1nonly** on Wed, Nov 07 2007, 10:33 PM

3lmo wrote:1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

Ive seen my dad talk to his shoe ey and it looked like he was very upset.

lol

that reminds me of my dad, he gets upset with his shoes... but i dont know, i've never see him talking to it though, o alomejor when no one is looking :mm:

he do

iPedro · by **iPedro** on Wed, Nov 07 2007, 10:40 PM

15. Roseanne looks good

<img src="http://www.blackwood-steele.com/images/samples/Roseanne%20Vanity%20Fair%20Cover.jpg" width="390">

.drunkz.

ur1nonly · by **ur1nonly** on Thu, Nov 08 2007, 3:01 AM

^^^ is that really her???????? :???:

iPedro · by **iPedro** on Thu, Nov 08 2007, 6:26 PM

13 years ago it was! it's from February 1994 ... see what being drunk does to you!? :buaha:

ur1nonly wrote:^^^ is that really her????????

ur1nonly · by **ur1nonly** on Thu, Nov 08 2007, 10:40 PM

:LMAO: yea i guess so.... hey i did have a drink before coming into work so i was probably still feeling it lol

Pika_Guerita · by **Pika_Guerita** on Sat, Nov 10 2007, 3:10 PM

3lmo wrote:1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

Ive seen my dad talk to his shoe ey and it looked like he was very upset.

Thats too funny....

3lmo · by **3lmo** on Thu, Apr 24 2008, 9:16 AM

7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?

with my dad two 24's in a day of 12 hours

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