Water=Poop & Wine=Health

Ms.pisces · by **Ms.pisces** on Tue, Nov 20 2007, 2:46 AM

A friend sent me this in an e-mail thought id share

[align=center]To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there isfreedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would

have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service

God Bless America!!! [/align]

ur1nonly · by **ur1nonly** on Tue, Nov 20 2007, 4:39 AM

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.

lol :LMAO:i like this part the best

chicano · by **chicano** on Tue, Nov 20 2007, 8:49 AM

[font=Comic Sans MS] What about alcohol poisoning. People die from liquor and thier livers gets fucked up. :/

Too much water can get you sick, but too much liquor can send your ass to an early grave. [/font]

Pika_Guerita · by **Pika_Guerita** on Tue, Nov 20 2007, 2:51 PM

In this world nothing is good for you and every time they find something else for us to use or eat whatever, a year later, it can kill you...FUCK IT ALL....

Ms.pisces · by **Ms.pisces** on Tue, Nov 20 2007, 6:35 PM

Pika_Guerita wrote:In this world nothing is good for you and every time they find something else for us to use or eat whatever, a year later, it can kill you...FUCK IT ALL....

LOL I agree with you on this one

cheers my friend cheers :paz: