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Postby caker on Mon, Feb 25 2008, 3:31 PM

:doh!: :lol:
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Postby mzbrownluv on Tue, Feb 26 2008, 11:52 AM

ok i ont wanna think bout elefantes anymore
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Postby Lonewolf on Tue, Mar 04 2008, 4:42 PM

HOW COME A PROSTITUTE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN A DRUG DEALER?

:jumm:

:doh!:

:o0:

BECAUSE SHE CAN ALWAYS WASH HER CRACK AND RE-SELL IT :whoa:
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Postby ur1nonly on Tue, Mar 04 2008, 10:55 PM

i think this is the worse one..... as in the nastiest
..... but funny :doh!:
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Postby Lonewolf on Wed, Mar 05 2008, 10:35 AM

YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP AN A'HOLE IN SUSPENSE FOR A WHOLE DAY -RIGHT?
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NO? YOU DON'T KNOW?

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I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW :D
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Postby Pika_Guerita on Wed, Mar 05 2008, 2:54 PM

Sagitario wrote:HOW COME A PROSTITUTE MAKES MORE MONEY THAN A DRUG DEALER?

:jumm:

:doh!:

:o0:

BECAUSE SHE CAN ALWAYS WASH HER CRACK AND RE-SELL IT :whoa:



:wuakala: :haha: that some nasty crazy shit.....
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Postby Pika_Guerita on Wed, Mar 05 2008, 2:55 PM

Sagitario wrote:YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP AN A'HOLE IN SUSPENSE FOR A WHOLE DAY -RIGHT?
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NO? YOU DON'T KNOW?

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I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW :D





:hmp: I'm not an ASSHOLE... :paz: LMAO :lol:
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Postby Lonewolf on Wed, Mar 05 2008, 4:24 PM

HOW DO YOU KEEP THE FLIES OUT OF YOUR KITCHEN?
:hamster:
.elefante.
.dawg.
:dancow:
:duck:
:penguin:
:dancinchi:
.penguin.
:mouse:

YOU PLACE A PIECE OF SHIT (CEROTE) IN YOUR LIVING ROOM .gtfo.
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Postby Lonewolf on Thu, Mar 06 2008, 9:54 PM

Minnie Mouse say's to Mickey Mouse, "I want a divorce!"

Mickey Mouse say's, "You're f*cking crazy"

Minnie Mouse say's ~> "NO, I'M F*CKING GOOFY" :wink:
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Postby ur1nonly on Thu, Mar 06 2008, 11:42 PM

:haha: ^^ that ones funny :P
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Postby Pika_Guerita on Fri, Mar 07 2008, 4:17 PM

:haha: Thats cute...
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Postby ladiesmilez on Fri, Mar 07 2008, 7:44 PM

Thats great :lol:
SMILEING AT IT NOW . LAUGHING AT IT LATTER
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