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The Perfect Couple

Postby La_Vero on Tue, Feb 01 2005, 6:03 PM

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it









Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.





















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men Keep scrolling:













By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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Postby ... on Tue, Feb 01 2005, 6:33 PM

LoL ^^^ :Clap:
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Postby ... on Tue, Feb 01 2005, 6:42 PM

^^^ God dang!! That's a funny avestrus {sp?} pic Pep!
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Postby siLLy on Tue, Feb 01 2005, 6:47 PM

LMAO!!!!! :Clap:
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Postby iPedro on Tue, Feb 01 2005, 7:20 PM

:lol: :88: haha! hahahaha 040 good one!!
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Postby siLLy on Tue, Feb 01 2005, 9:47 PM

Of course I did!!! :roll:
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Postby siLLy on Wed, Feb 02 2005, 12:04 AM

LOL, no that was just a natural moment :lol:
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Postby princesa_fresa on Sat, Dec 15 2007, 2:04 PM

Haha, I kept on reading..

Guess I dont really listen
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Postby caker on Sun, Dec 16 2007, 3:06 PM

:jumm: I knew those two were just a figment of my imagination!! :lol: .wave.
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Postby ur1nonly on Mon, Dec 17 2007, 4:37 AM

:LMAO: thats funny.... and u know its on purpose how it says women stop reading, of course they want us to keep reading
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Postby chicano on Sat, Dec 22 2007, 4:56 AM

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I expected something funnier, lol!
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Postby brwn_eyes on Sat, Dec 22 2007, 10:27 AM

:lol: that was pretty funny. ....(yep....i scrolled all the way down).... :doh!:
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