'Hurricane Rules' by George Carlin

3lmo · by **3lmo** on Mon, Apr 21 2008, 2:58 PM

[font=Georgia]Subject: George Carlin on New Orleans

Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak
out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people
of New Orleans... First we would like to say, Sorry for your
loss. With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules:
(Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)

#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that..Get the hell out.
Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they
hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get
out... if you didn't, it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to
hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non perishables.
If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.

#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has
some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)

#2b. If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave
your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See # 2a) They worked
hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to
leave during a mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right
to take their stuff...it's theirs, not yours.

#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then
complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save
some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.

#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water, your
belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If
someone does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll
die in the filth. Just leave!

(It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)

#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house,
a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't
go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your
house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do
your country some good and join the Navy.

#6. Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the Hurricane as a
way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as
a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming
that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).

#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything.
This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta
work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a
damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for
a living. President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can
do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

Thank you for allowing me to rant. [/font]

lunar · by **lunar** on Mon, Apr 21 2008, 4:18 PM

George Carlin is a funny guy!! hes calls it how he sees it~

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Tx_2_Id · by **Tx_2_Id** on Mon, Apr 21 2008, 5:08 PM

:LMAO: George kills it now that's one funny man.

ur1nonly · by **ur1nonly** on Mon, Apr 21 2008, 11:24 PM

thats funny

iPedro · by **iPedro** on Mon, Apr 21 2008, 11:47 PM

Yah, he's funny guy. I saw one of his recent shows last month on hbo andd it looked like his health is deteriorating... he's like 71 or somethin. oh well.

#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then
complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save
some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.

lol.

Tx_2_Id · by **Tx_2_Id** on Tue, Apr 22 2008, 12:32 AM

^^damn he's old i haven't seen any of his recent material though.

ur1nonly · by **ur1nonly** on Tue, Apr 22 2008, 12:39 AM

i dont know who he is but for being 71, hes still got a good sense of humor, thats cool though

SoyCatracho · by **SoyCatracho** on Wed, Aug 27 2008, 3:54 AM

George Carlin is dead...but still funny.

'Hurricane Rules' by George Carlin

'Hurricane Rules' by George Carlin

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