QUIEN VA POR LAS TORTILLAS !!!

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QUIEN VA POR LAS TORTILLAS !!!

Postby MAKAVELY on Thu, Jun 19 2008, 5:15 PM

Érase una vez en una fiesta de animales que acudieron de todos los tipos de animales,a la hora de ponerse a comer,
se dieron cuenta que no había tortillas y dijo el rey león:
- Vaca, anda por las tortillas - y ella respondió:
- No, que vaya otro - y entonces dijo:

- Liebre, arráncate por las tortillas - y esta dijo:
- No, yo traje la botana que vaya la tortuga. Ella no puso ni madres.
- De veras tortuga -dijo furioso el rey león - ve tú por las tortillas
- Si - respondió la tortuga y se fue por las tortillas.

Dos horas después dijo el perro:
- Uta madre!! Para ese caso yo hubiera ido por las pinches tortillas.

Entonces dijo el águila:
- Si es cierto, para la pinche lentitud de tortuga, mejor me hubiera ido yo volando por ellas.

Entonces dijo también canguro:
- No, pos la verdad que si, yo hubiera ido en chinga y me las hubiera traído en mi cangurera para no estar aguantando la pinche lentitud de la tortuga.

Y en eso que la tortuga se asoma por la puerta y dice encabronada:
-Y SI SIGUEN CHINGANDO, NO VOY....

:lol:
Last edited by MAKAVELY on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 9:55 AM, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby ur1nonly on Thu, Jun 19 2008, 10:15 PM

lmao.... pinche tortuga todabia ni se hiba :lol:
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Postby VAMPZ on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 12:30 AM

:LMAO: oh wooooooow......
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Postby Pika_Guerita on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 1:25 PM

:lol: lmao...
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Postby caker on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 2:04 PM

Ooooh, ya pa que!! :roll: :hehe!:
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Postby chicano on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 3:26 PM

[font=Comic Sans MS]Lmfaoooo,damn..sucks for them.[/font]
her [9:59 P.M.]: phss im never letting you go..
i'll be bugging you if your not with me.. cuz you know what?
aha Y0UR MiNE.. jUP Mi0.. S0 fCK EVERY0NE ELSE.. CUZ i L0VE
Y0U & iM G0NNA BE WiTH Y0U f0REVER. Y0UR tHE 0NE f0R ME.

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Postby iPedro on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 9:29 PM

We all know someone like this right? You send them out to do something, an errand maybe... and just when you think they're probably gone, they haven't made an effort to leave yet, ah! LOL.
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Postby MAKAVELY on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 9:37 PM

iPete wrote:We all know someone like this right? You send them out to do something, an errand maybe... and just when you think they're probably gone, they haven't made an effort to leave yet, ah! LOL.


CUALKIER SEMEJANZA CON LA VIDA REAL ES PURA COINCIDENCIA WEY :LMAO:
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Postby Tx_2_Id on Fri, Jun 20 2008, 9:37 PM

That was funny as hell.... :Clap:
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